Become a member of our premium site for just $2/month & access advance reviews, without any ads, not a single one, ever. CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE CLIP COMPILATION (2009) Jason Statham. If you chose to provide an email address, it will only be used to contact you about your comment. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. A wounded and unconscious man is picked up off the street and loaded into a van. She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). Ria shows cleavage in her hooker outfit, while we see other hookers fleeing a house, some dressed in bras and panties, while others are bare-breasted. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" He also beats up others in another flashback view. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. I read on here somewhere Jason Statham was quoted saying something like. This movie hilarious and much better than the first one, but if you're going to watch it, DO NOT LET THE KIDS SEE IT. Scenes listed under "Violence" and/or "Blood/Gore" may be unsettling and/or suspenseful to younger viewers and/or those with low tolerance levels for such material. Hitman Chev Chelios launches an electrifying pursuit of a Chinese mobster. We hear that Chev never knew his dad. Coming Soon, Regal Your purchase helps us remain independent and ad-free. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. We see an exotic dance club in a few scenes with many topless women (bare breasts and buttocks are visible) dancing suggestively while men watch; a few men touch the women and give them money. He also finds his girlfriend, Eve (AMY SMART), who thought he was dead and now works in a strip club for Randy (COREY HAIM). Men smoke cigarettes in several scenes. During this, one of the performers compares a cop's weapon to the one in his pants (referring to his unseen penis). Common Sense Media's unbiased ratings are created by expert reviewers and aren't influenced by the product's creators or by any of our funders, affiliates, or partners. Parent reviews for Crank: High Voltage. Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. El Huron orders Chico to cut off his own nipples as punishment for failing to do his job. But at this mostly unexplored altitudeonly 2007's inferior Shoot 'Em Up comes . Johnny and his thugs than show up and literally shovel Chev off the street and into a van. - Frequent use of profanities, including scatological slang, blasphemy and vulgar expressions. Heavy The first Crank, for all of its excess, gory violence, and sex-obsessed misogyny, at least had the virtue of being unique, down to the fact that it killed its protagonist at the end of his misadventures. Chev punches and strikes various cops, who then get the upper-hand and club him. The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). Tense FamilyScenes Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. In the closing credits, we see footage of a man running in the opposite direction of the camera, and there's either a blood or fecal stain on the back of his underwear (which is all he's wearing). At various points in the film, we see an internal view of Chev's artificial heart with blood flowing through it. We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. Exciting heist film has action violence, profanity. He then goes outside where a goon holds his handgun on him, but Chev disarms that man and hits him. Following the events of Crank -- in which hit man Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) seemingly fell to his death from a helicopter -- CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE picks up with Chelios waking after months in a coma to discover that his heart has been harvested for an aging Tong crimelord. This movie just cranks up the raunchy humour up to eleven. We see many strippers doing their thing in a strip club, including sexy dancing, and some lap dancing, all while scantily clad, with some of those women displaying their bare breasts and most of their bare butts. Understandably upset -- and fitted with a temporary artificial heart -- Chelios goes on a rampage to get his heart back; of course, the limited battery capacity of his artificial unit means that he has to jolt himself with electricity on a regular basis to stay alive. A woman is thrown through the door of a house (she has a bloody nose) and is followed by a man with a knife. See ratings & reviews at Critics.com. OUR WORD TO PARENTS: VIOLENCE/GORE 10 - A man is ordered to cut off his own nipple (he moans, we see the skin pulling away and we see the bloody hole remaining); he is then ordered to cut off the other nipple (again we see blood, the skin pulling away as it is cut, and the man moans); later we see the man pick up the severed nipples from the bloodied floor and see him with band aids over the wounds. Powerful Stories About Martin Luther King Jr. And that's where Amy comes in. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Nigger" (said by a black man) and "Homo," among others. The following disparaging racist, misogynistic and homophobic terms are used toward/about others at various points in the film: "F*cking Cantonese," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Chinese sh*t," "Slut," "Whore," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "Okay chow-mein," "Fag(got)," "Get off your fat ass," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" Common Sense Media. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. Chev punches and strikes various cops, who then get the upper-hand and club him. TENSE FAMILY SCENES Not only is this completely impossible, it looks totally fake and ridiculous. While its audaciousness is impressive, Crank: High Voltage doesn't amount to anything but a bunch of noise. Coming Soon. In this high-octane sequel, hit man Chev Chelios (Statham) launches himself on an electrifying chase through Los Angeles in pursuit of the Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart. Read Crank: High Voltage reviews from parents on Common Sense Media. "Are you f*cking kidding me?" A man pulls another man's pants down (we see his bare buttocks). Doc Miles states that he used to be a surgeon, but lost his license when he botched his wife's vaginal rejuvenation in their basement. Why is Crank - High Voltage rated R? Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. Sexual Content: Yet, he must repeatedly find ways to shock his artificial heart back into action, all while striving to get his original ticker back from an old mobster, Poon Dong (DAVID CARRADINE), who's enjoying his new and invigorated lease on life. Randy wears a T-shirt that reads "Nice jugs" (with images of such containers rather than breasts on that shirt). A scantily clad woman at a club has pasties on her nipples. MESSAGE - The will to survive can be almost unstoppable. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. You can help us keep our independence with a donation. Well on this roller-coaster ride you ain't strapped into your seat, it has dozens of loops and it's faster than anything you have ridden in your life. The entire movie is soaked in sex, violence, and slapstick -- often combining all three -- but it's hard to appreciate any of the "fun" amid all the grisly gore, partial nudity, nonstop swearing, and other mature content. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. Two men pull guns on Chev, but he disarms and hits both of them. In fact scrub that, I will say thisCrank 2 falls into the "Things to do before you die" category. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." The action and other behavior/material (lots of tattoos, piercings, etc.) They are proud of it. Smoking "I'm going to bitch f*ck your ass," "The f*ck I didn't," "I f*cking did it," "I didn't f*cking die," "Who's this f*cking asshole?" When Doc Miles asks a woman if she's found the donor, she playfully replies, "Like you got a boner.". A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. During this, one of the performers compares a cop's weapon to the one in his pants (referring to his unseen penis). 2,5 minutes to secure a "Not under 18" rating. R 2009 96 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 16+ Based on 11 reviews Kids say age 14+ Based on 16 reviews Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. I don't support the ratings system, but it's a good thing that they did ID people. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger.". This is by FAR the most violent/gruesome movie I've ever seen (Saw doesn't count because that's just gross, this is like your average R-rated action movie, but all grown up). Violence: - Frequent and prolonged portrayals of graphic violence with detailed images. Chev gives "the finger" to the camera. It ends up feeling a lot like the filmed version of a video game -- a violent, hyper-stylized, over-the-top game along the lines of Grand Theft Auto (i.e. age 16+ Based on 11 reviews . Chev comes across a protest featuring pornography performers on strike who carry signs with sexual phrases on them (including the "f" word), while one chants, "No dough, no blow." Know when new reviews are published We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. Chev accidentally farts while receiving a jolt from a dog's shock collar. Waking up three months later, Chev finds that his nearly indestructible heart has been replaced with a battery-operated device that requires regular jolts of electricity or it will fail. In the closing credits, we see the old woman from before reacting to Chev rubbing up and down against her by saying she's never had it that way before. Common Sense is the nation's leading nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of all kids and families by providing the trustworthy information, education, and independent voice they need to thrive in the 21st century. Chev knocks various people aside while chasing after Johnny. One of the characters is named Poon Dong (played for sexual laughs on the part of the film). Venus gives Chev a ride on his motorbike, but they end up wiping out and crashing onto the street. Moderate Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. Parents' Guide to Podcasts Apps. are present. A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). All rights reserved. A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. Crank High Voltage. Can't play on this device. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? Back in reality, Chev pummels Johnny's face, and then uses the above case to smash his face and threatens to do so again if he doesn't give him the combination to open the box. We see miscellaneous graffiti. Mild We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 Premiere Features Sad Bo-Katan, a Bad Baby, and a Pirate Problem, The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. Outakes are shown during the end credits. Kids say. We see various close-up views of various parts of women's bodies in small bikinis. That's followed by a montage of them having sex in various positions (done in something of an exaggerated fashion and thus played more for laughs then eroticism, including when a thoroughbred jumps over top of them and Eve longingly looks up at the horse's large genitalia as it passes overhead). Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. When armed police officers tell a woman to spread her legs, she spreads them very far apart and she is wearing a very short dress (we see her bare legs almost to the hip). Later, when that tank breaks, Chev picks up the head, spits into the face, and then punts the head into a pool. I get the Godzilla reference, but it was still a little pointless. Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we will accept compliments too. Handguns/Shotguns/Machine guns/Nunchuckas/Flogging whip: Carried and/or used to threaten, wound or kill others and/or cause property damage. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. Profanity: Writer/director team Neveldine & Taylor take everything to an extreme, and it doesn't work. Crank: High Voltage (2009) Parents Guide Add to guide Showing all 51 items Jump to: Certification Sex & Nudity (6) Violence & Gore (33) Profanity (3) Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking (3) Frightening & Intense Scenes (6) Certification Edit Sex & Nudity Severe 68 of 87 found this severe Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. Chev stumbles down some steps and then he and Eve fall over a short wall down onto a horse race track, but are okay. It'd be silly to call Crank: High Voltage over the top: The top is so far below that it isn't even visible. Chev accidentally farts while receiving a jolt from a dog's shock collar. CAST, CREW, & TECHNICAL INFO He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. Preschoolers (2-4) Little Kids (5-7) Directors Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Writers Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Stars Jason Statham Amy Smart Clifton Collins Jr. if so then how does it end. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). He then slaps her butt while she's in that same position. Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. He then lasciviously flicks his tongue many times. Scantily clad prostitutes walk along a street (we see cleavage, bare legs and abdomens) as a man drives next to them making suggestive remarks and then invites one of the women into his car. Many characters have varying styles and amounts of tattoos on their bodies (some, like Chico, have a lot). A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, including El Huron who's hit in the shoulder. Research shows a connection between kids' healthy self-esteem and positive portrayals in media. Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. *Moderate ", Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: At least 164 "f" words (18 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are terms such as "bang," "do" and "tap"), 23 "s" words, 16 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "sausage," "wick"), 8 using female ones ("c*nt," "cootchie" and "sn*tch"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "jugs," the latter written), 16 asses (5 used with "hole"), 4 hells, 2 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 1 wanker, 3 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ.". About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. Action: After his heart is removed and replaced with a battery-powered unit, a hitman must repeatedly zap himself with jolts of electricity to keep the artificial ticker going and allow him to retrieve the original organ. A woman straddles a man and thrusts against him to create friction (they are both clothed but her short dress reveals thigh and cleavage). Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). YUCK!!! Jason Statham is back, going full-throttle. When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. Johnny's face is very bloody after Chev pummels him. Great movie,definetly not 4 kids,but great 4 16+ :D:D:D. Loved it. 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