millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Were all on our own individual path. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. But its not until youve faced that fear head-on that you realized your power. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Yep, the green beans. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? [message received noise] [crowd laughs] I send her this. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Thats who we are, you know. Andy Lassner: (06:25) Libary Really? USA TODAY. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. . There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. That Im not a dancer. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. Hoe, who is you playin wit? I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Cause people do that to me. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. I dont know why they insist on doing it. It's all on Hulu. They dont know who he is. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. I dont need anything. Trulicity? There are so many different types of jobs. Its not important. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. It really Its like Its gonna fit. She And she has no memory either. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. Oh yeah! It is." 06 of 10. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Here it is. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Jesus broke bread. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Thats what Ive noticed. Im sure you have it archived. In fact, Im downin this Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Thank you very much. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Oh. I think it sounded like that. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I got a TV from the gay lady. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I know how important that is. They are. And where are my softball coaches at? You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. . Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) Yeah, but heres the thing. Yep. Thank you. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Does it work? Andy Lassner: (00:50) You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Flatten it out. Ellen DeGeneres' most contentious interviews with showbiz stars have resurfaced after the US talk show host came under fire for her recent show with Mariah Carey, forcing her to reveal her. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. We should be on our own path. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. It was my senior year of high school. You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. Sorry about that. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Hes got dandruff. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. like theyre impressing us in some way. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. That was somebodys idea. Its just gotten out of hand. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. Yeah. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. 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