Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. My kids ask me the dumbest shit when Im driving like would you eat your arms if they were pickles? 5 min read. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. AGAIN. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! This baby in the mirror is real trouble. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. I didn't know it was that serious. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. ". My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. My 7-year-old son grabbed a big stick that was leaning against a building and a woman stopped him and told him it was her husbands stick so apparently this is something he might not grow out of. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Wishing you all a good weekend! Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. My kid just said the only thing that can make me happy this morning is chocolate in case anyone needs a new life coach. Not you AND your baby!" I'd be happy with 10 pounds! If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My sons friend came over for dinner. Me: its time to goKids: wait. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now 1. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. WANT. I am like reeallly good at getting old. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Wait, what color is the fence? One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! 5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?me: no, there's no oxygen5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?me: then yes5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?me: then no5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?me: is someone paying you to do this? My husband and son are farting on one another. Jessie (@mommajessiec). These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. I got mad. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? Because shes in the livingroom. They started fighting. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. But you cant have both. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. NOBODY MOVE. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Part of HuffPost Relationships. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. I got-Me: I know. Yay, summer! Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Just sell the vehicle. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. Be sure to follow these tweeters for an A+ TL! Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. All 7 minutes of it. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Because shes in the livingroom. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. 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